I would like to take a moment to let you know that congratulations are in order. First, I want to publicly announce that after a year and a half I have had to relinquish my title of "The Only One Who Cleans The Toilet". On Thursday evening Kevin took my toilet brush scepter from me and he cleaned the toilet. It was magical and I hope he does it again sometime soon.
Second, I would like to congratulate myself for finally finishing my bachelor degree. After 7 years of being out of high school and quite a few breaks from college I submitted my last final Wednesday, 12/12/12, at approximately 9:49pm. Kevin and I promptly celebrated by running downstairs to the kitchen, popping open a bottle of 2012 Martinelli's, broiling some bread chunks, and microwaving a thing of Trader Joe's cheese fondue. It was quite the celebration. The only thing that could have made it better was if the cheese fondue didn't taste like crap.
If I'm going to eat dairy, it better taste good. As good as sparkling apple cider.
You really don't have to congratulate me for either one of those things, I just couldn't think of a more humble way to bring up both of those events.
Another thing that you can congratulate me for is the fact that I am building a more diverse group of readership. Well, maybe not readership but there are some colorful folks out there that are discovering my blog. Apparently "alpaca eyes" is a hot topic on the Internet. If you're looking for an easy Scrabble tile craft to do then ol' Alpaca Eyes Chalayn is your gal!
Also, if you are interested in buying a log truck from some blonde girls with family or want to see a hot blonde girl with alpaca eyes getting her towel pulled off... well... you'll have to go to some other website for that. I'm not really sure how that weirdo ended up on my blog anyway.
But, hey, with how infrequently I've updated this blog I'm lucky that I'm getting any traffic at all. So, Reader, I should really be congratulating YOU for being such a nice person, sticking in there, and reading my blog even though I'm not going to take my towel off for you.
p.s. Would you please tell me if I have eyes like an alpaca? Can you tell which thing is not like the others?